Myspace Bulliten: shirt, pants, and hair

You will have bad luck for4 weeks! But if you-post this, you willget kissed by your crush on friday!=D
What color of shirt are you wearing
Red=loud
Green=Bitchy
Blue=innocent
Gray=cranky
Aqua=freaky
Yellow=sweaty
Purple=a little TOO happy
Black=Depressed
Orange=funny
White= gorgeous
Pink=preppy
Brown=tree-hugging
Multicolored=Skanky
Other=Hott
Nothing=sexy
bikini=quick to bed

What kind of pants are you wearing?
Shorts=whore
Skirt/Skort=homo
Cordoroy=fag
tight jeans=emo kid
Ripped Jeans=scene kid
Cammo=cage fighter
jeans=prep
Cargo=clown
Sweats/basketball shorts/pants= athlete
Boxers=manwhore
Bootieshorts=slut
Pj's- stripper
OTHER= female
Nothing=pornstar
Dickies=Gangster
Cacies=anime character
Swimwear=lifeguard

What is your natural hair color?
auburn=with beautiful eyes
blonde= with a nice ass
black= with a sexy smile
dark brown=with a broken heart
red= that likes to have fun
brunette=that everyone wants to make out with
dirty blonde= with a hot boyfriend or girlfriend
brown= with a hot body
bald=with herpes...type 2...and bad
OTHER= who loves to be different